2. Writing the next Harry Potter, because there will never be a next Harry Potter.
Never.
4. Getting Valtor to like you (hint hint, Icy, Darcy, Stormy)
5. Getting Voldemort to like you (hint hint, Bellatrix)
6. Doing everything Deadpool does in his new movie
7. Stealing the TARDIS
8. Recreating the Super Soldier Serum
9. Getting Batman to like you (hint hint, Catwoman)
10. Taming a rhinocerous
11. Buying a TV for a really cheap price off the internet and getting it to work
12. Impersonating Drake on SNL (hint hint, Donald)
14. Not expecting Donald Trump to do something that will tick everyone off
15. Adopting a lion as your "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur"
16. NOT getting excited about Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them
17. Not shaving your beard all year (save it for No Shave November, dudes)
18. Trying to read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows WITHOUT crying
19. Spending your time saving the butt of a sassy teenager whose father you hate and mother you love and the only reason you're even doing this is because he has his mother's eyes and *if you listen carefully you can hear the HP fandom either crying or yelling at the other half to shut up*