In case you're not familiar with the Google autofill game, it's very simple. I just go to Google, type in "why is," and then each letter of the alphabet. Google will complete the question, and I will answer it with 100 percent-ish accuracy.
A: Why is added sugar unhealthy?
B: Why is "Bad Moms" rated R?
C: Why is Chrome so slow?
D: Why is dairy bad for you?
E: Why is everyone talking about clowns?
F: Why is "Finding Dory" rated PG?
G: Why is gold down today?
H: Why is Harambe a meme?
I: Why is Iowa so humid?
J: Why is James crying?
K: Why is Kristi Lee back?
L: Why is life so hard?
M: Why is my poop green?
N: Why is Nichols in Max?
O: Why is Obamacare bad?
P: Why is Pepe a hate symbol?
Q: Why is "Quantico" not on Hulu?
R: Why is Russia bombing Syria?
S: Why is science important?
T: Why is the sky blue?
U: Why is urine yellow?
V: Why is Vitamin C important?
W: Why is water blue?
X: Why is Xfinity so slow?
Y: Why is YouTube not working?
Z: Why is Zika dangerous?
To quote J Carlin: well, guys, that's all I have for you today, and I will see you in another life.